Who is Fake Reimuru?

Fake Reimuru is a lie, a hoax, something that shouldn't exist —but it does—. An empty shell that
I created to hyde from people who no longer exist. Something sad if you ask my opinion. But
anyway…
I will talk about myself in a vague and fast way. I don’t feel comfortable talking about myself.

I don’t have any friends. Is not like I have never had them. I had them, a long time ago, but I lost
them. They are dead. I couldn’t do anything to prevent it. That’s how life is…
I live in solitude. Everyday I become more old and bitter. I see how, day after day, the things I
used to enjoy become popular and I see people gathering around them. I see how they form
friendships thanks to those things. I see people no longer be judged for liking what they like. I see
people enjoy things without any worry. “lucky them” I grunt for myself. Like I said, old and bitter.
I don’t like places with a lot of people. No… Is better to say I don’t like interacting with people, at
all. The same goes for the internet. When that happens I only shrug, I sigh and I walk away. Is not
worth making a tantrum for something that is outside of my control. I don’t know why I think like
that. Maybe it is a mental illness. Maybe it is me being an imbecile. Maybe it is misanthropy. I
don’t know. I try to live with it.
But I got off topic. Dea me…
Let me try it again from the top.
Ready?
Fake Reimuru. Eternally eighteen. NEET. Third world.
I lie about my age.
I tend to make cruel jokes about my birthday.
I should be taking alprazolam and paroxetine but a dont have the money.
I dropped out of college.
In high school I approved all subjects with the bare minimum except for one, Graphic
Expression. I passed that one with the highest note.
Friendless. They are dead.
I used to like anime, read, write —even though I wasn’t good at it and I had a lot of spelling
mistakes— and listen to new music.
I no longer do nor enjoy those things. It reminds me of my friends.
I constantly have cravings to smoke despite not smoking.
I find social contact difficult.
I dislike physical contact even though I long for it.
I tend to become mute when someone speaks to me. It is even worse when it is in another
language.
I don't maintain eye contact when talking to another person. Not even with my parents.
Despite all of the above I make a little effort to change that.
If I were asked 'Which fictional characters do you identify with?' I would answer Sengoku Nadeko
and Akira Aoi. Pretty lame and gross if you ask me.
Despite everything I've said there are four things I still enjoy. Touhou Project, fighting video
games, Fate and Monogatari Series.
Touhou was the biggest interest I shared with my friends. To this day I still consume Touhou
related content. And if you're wondering it's between Sanae and Hatate.
I used to play a fighting game with my friends. Touhou Hisoutensoku. It was the first fighting
game I ever played in my life. I could never win any games but it was still one of the most fun
times I ever had in my life. I still play Hisoutensoku but I play it against the CPU. I have also
moved on to other games. Melty and UNIST are the main ones I play nowadays. My "inputs" are
still bad and I don't do combos -not even the most basic ones-.
I'm not sure about Fate. I like Extra more than Stay Night, but more than any other I'm fascinated
by Strange Fake. I play Grand Order and never want it to end.
Monogatari. Oh Monogatari. I could write widely about Monogatari, but I will not. What I love the
most in regards to content. When I think of Monogatari I get melancholy. Sengoku Nadeko is the
best character in the whole series.
That would be all I have to say about me.

To be honest I don't know what to do with this website. I just wanted to know if I could finish
something I set out to do. I don't know if this page can even be considered finished. At what point
can something like a personal site be considered finished? I could have just left the site as I first
uploaded it. But for some reason I decided to add this section where I talk about myself. I even
added the English option and wrote everything twice -I hate translating into English, I'm not good
at it-. Will I keep adding things? I don't know. Anyway…
I have run out of energy. It's very late at night -my sleep cycle has been ruined again-. And it
overwhelms me to think that I have to rewrite this in English. Damn it.
(If I keep updating this site it will be mostly in Spanish. It's exhausting to write in two languages).
Anyway... This is me. This is what I'm willing to tell about myself.

Thanks for reading.